Does This Outfit Make Me Look Like I Pissed Myself?

Howdy y’all,

My flight from Munich to Dublin is delayed by 2 hours.

Meh. Kinda sucks, but no biggie. They gave us a five Euro voucher (Vegas here we come!). I ended up getting a litre of water (€4.90 – I’ll be investing the ten cents in the stock market). Long delays means hydration.

However, what I didn’t realize was that I accidentally bought sparkling water. Thus, when I plopped down into my seat and cracked it open, it exploded all over my pants – hence the perilous “pissed my pants” predicament I currently find myself in.

Now, I COULD be upset, but before I had a chance to think about it, I managed to catch the guy sitting across from me’s eye. He saw it all unfold. We both stared at each other for a moment, but eventually we couldn’t resist cracking smiles and burst out laughing.

Delayed flight.
Closed shops.
“Pissed myself” aesthetic on full display.

Things could be better, but when shit happens that’s outside of your control, sometimes the best thing you can do is take a deep breath, shrug, and try to laugh it off.

Anyway, hope your day doesn’t involve pee-pee pants looks and is full of laughter.

Love ya lots,

❤️ Ian

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