This morning, while in the shower, I heard a loud *POP* as I was getting all squeaky clean. It sounded like a firecracker went off in my bathroom.
Naturally, this startled me, and I began searching for the source.
Did a light bulb pop and burn out?
Did a screw come loose and fall somewhere?
Did a tiny alien army invade my bathroom and fire the first shot?
Eventually, I lowered my gaze to the floor and found the culprit: a penny, which had been pressed into my bum but came loose during my rub-a-dub-dubbing.
Now, this could mean that it’s time to clean my room, as it’s clear I was sleeping on loose change all night. It could mean that.
But!
It could also mean that thanks to dialling in my nutrition and training over the last few months, my ass is looking straight cash, and this was the universe’s way of letting me know.
I’m siding with the universe on this one.
Have a great start to your week. Your butt looks great in that outfit.

Ian
This post was originally published on April 29th, 2019